Wednesday, April 11, 2007

MAGIC FIX...

Everyone wants a magic fix.

Eat garbage, pop a pill...look like a pornstar.

Kids driving you nuts?...cram 'em in the back of the SUV, flip down the TV, hit the drive-thru, and hope they crash in their own beds.

Ya love the ol' gal to death, but she just doesn't turn you on anymore...we got the magic for that one.

Let's face it, we're pretty friggin' lazy, and easily led...with extremely high expectations.

With the above in mind, why fight it?

Here's the solution to The Global Crisis.

Kick back and let someone else do it.

There's a magic bullet for everything else...somebody will work things out...they always do...right?

We've worked hard for the right to be lazy and easily led.

Maybe lower the expectations a notch, or two...just to prevent wallowing in disappointment later on.

Sound good to you?

OK..that's fine...send money, and stay out of the way.

Carry on...